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Camera man: Action! Goku: Ka-me-ha-me-- (Shaggy runs in front of the camera.) Shaggy: Don't worry, Scoob, like, I got the Scooby snacks! (Goku watches Shaggy, blinks twice, then falls over laughing.) Vegeta: Cut! (The following is not a blooper, but a joke. Thank you.) Trunks: I have to go to the bathroom! (Buu, the strong guy who came along before Kid Buu, pops up. Might I add that the people are in Buu's head right now?) Buu: Fine. I'll take you to the mouth. (Buu drags Trunks to the mouth.) Buu: Now, do your stuff out the mouth. Trunks: (With big grin on face) You know, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore. (Buu looks down at the tongue, shudders, and brings Trunks back to the pod room.) (Trunks pops out Buu's head while he's drinking some Labatt Blue.) Buu: For some reason, I can't taste the beer. Trunks: That's because it's Labatt Blue! (Buu smacks his head but misses, because Trunks popped in and back out another.) Trunks: Labatt Blue's Canadian. (Buu repeats, Trunks repeats.) Trunks: You can't taste Canadian beer. (Cycle repeats.) Trunks: You can taste Budweiser, though. (Cycle repeats.) Trunks: It's American. (Cycle repeats.) Trunks: Everyone knows American beer is tasteable. (Buu finally smacks Trunks. Trunks pops out another hole.) Trunks: Ow, you s***-head! Vegeto: I shall destroy every city on the planet, that is unless of course you pay me $100,000,000! Buu: Hold on. Dr. Evil: (In background) You looked really silly with that big banana on your head. Evil organization: (In background) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! #2: (In background) Cut! Vegeto and Buu: HAHAHAHAHAH! Buu: Cut! (Goku kicks Buu in the nuts.) Buu: (weakly) Ow! Goku: You were supposed to wear your cup! CUT! Goku: Look! People popcorn! Vegeta: What is he on? Goku: (spins around to Vegeta) Weed! Want some? Vegeta: (spins head in a circle) Ahhhhhh, (stops spinning head) no. CUT! (Goku opens the house door.) Chichi: Close that door. What are you doing, burning down the house? George Carlin voice: (From inside the house) Actually, yes! Goku: Cut! George! Shoya: That's the end of this fanfic, tune in next time for some more stupid bloopers. |
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