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Pikachu hopped into the ring. He was facing Onix. "Pikachu, Thunder, now!" Pikachu ran the other way, toward the door. He could finally make his escape. When he was in the Viridian Forest, he met up with Jigglypuff. "Hi, Jigglypuff!" "Hey, Pikachu! Where's Ash?" "I finally escaped. To celebrate, let's have a beer bash!" 5 days later Pikachu and Jigglypuff met in the forest behind Chi Chi and Goku's house. Pikachu brought a gross of bottles of Labatt Blue and Jigglypuff brought eighty boxes of Budweiser. Pikachu drank alot, and soon he saw Jigglypuff as a big-boobed skinny chick. Jigglypuff did the same, and soon saw Pikachu as buff, and with big nuts (hidden by underwear.) Shortly thereafter, Vegeta walks up. "What's wrong with you two?" Vegeta asked strictly. "What do you mean?" "You know the rules." "What rules?" "I have to go to every beer bash." Pikachu's ears lifted up. "What'd you bring?" Vegeta threw a keg of beer to the ground. It was filled with Miller. "Miller!" "Join in!" Soon, Yu-gi walks up. He notices the fact that Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Vegeta are playing a drinking game. "Can I play?" "What'd you bring?" Yu-gi places 100 bottles of Captain Morgan into the vicinity of the drinking party. He threw out a card that contained Exodia. "I summon Exodia!" Exodia hopped out and balled a fist. "Can he play, too?" "Kinda dangerous, isn't he?" "Fine." Yu-gi returned Exodia to his card. Soon, the 4 were all playing a drinking game. Bulma and Sailor Moon come along with 80 bottles of wine. Each. "Come on in, then!" Jigglypuff and Pikachu ran into the house and got some clothes on. They came out, and the 6 started playing strip poker. Bulma lost. (Hubba-hubba!) Shortly thereafter, Majin Buu walked up. "Damn it, stop having fun!" Majin Buu aimed his antenna at Pikachu and turned him into a chocolate bunny. He did the same to Jigglypuff, Bulma, Vegeta, and Sailor Moon. He aimed at Yu-gi, but Yu-gi threw out a card. "I summon Exodia!" Exodia did not come out. "I think this thing's broken!" He grabbed the Exodia card and sent out Blue Eyes, White Dragon. Blue Eyes turned around and bit Yugi in the nuts. "Hey, that's my tail, that's my personal tail, man you gonna tear it off! I don't give permission to--hey, what are you gonna do with that?" Blue Eyes looks up. "Stop imitating Shrek." Blue Eyes bit it again. Buu watched, and then he ate Pikachu. "Shocking." He grabbed Jigglypuff and ate her. "Light and fluffy." He grabbed Bulma and ate her. "Hot." "Hey, don't be talking about my wife like that!" Buu picked up Vegeta. He ate him. "Strong!" Buu picked up Sailor Moon and ate her. "Spicy!" "Stop that!" "Stop what?" Buu turned Blue Eyes into a chocolate bunny. He ate it. "Hmm, needs more rosemary and less thyme." He shortly thereafter turned Yugi into a chocolate bunny and ate him. "Odd. This one actually tastes normal." When Yugi fell into Buu's stomach, he found Pikachu. "Pikachu!" Pikachu let loose an electrical bolt. "That's what you get for leading Buu here." Yugi looked up to see Vegeta, Bulma, Sailor Moon, and Jigglypuff staring and him menacingly. "What?" "We checked behind us. Buu wasn't following. You led him here." "Look, let's just find a way out of here!" "Okay." Vegeta picked up Yugi and took him to the bladder. "Down you go!" Vegeta threw Yugi into the bladder and turned around. Yugi was standing there. "I don't want to go in there! It's dark and smelly!" "Don't make me go Alamo on you." Yugi ran back to the stomach. "Okay, we're going through the mouth," Sailor Moon said. "What then, Einstein? He breathes, so he'll make us grow. We won't fit in there!" Yugi hid behind some cake. "Got him." "Where should we go?" A white streak passed by. "Got milk?" |
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